{"product_id":"neurodivergent-organic-dad-hat","title":"neurodivergent organic dad hat","description":"Once upon a time, in a wondrous realm where bustling minds create their own magic, an earth-blessed crown was spun from pure, sustainable threads to shade your eyes as you wander. \u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nBehold the ultimate enchanted organic dad hat for the beautifully neurodivergent and delightfully neurospicy! \u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nBe the very first in all the land to claim this eco-conscious treasure and wear your brilliant spark in harmony with the natural world.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nEmbroidered across its soft front, this wondrous cap proclaims your \"neuro-sparkly\" nature in a magnificent rainbow sherbet gradient spell. \u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDancing alongside the enchanted letters are matching whimsical sparkles and tiny pastel dream-clouds, bringing a touch of dazzling magic to your daily journeys.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nCrafted for the adultier wanderers seeking sustainable comfort, this rare artifact delivers organic purity and effortless style:\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nspun from 100% organic cotton, certified pure under the sacred OCS (Organic Content Standard) textile seal.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nwoven with an 8 oz\/yd² (271 g\/m²) 3\/1 twill fabric weight, offering lasting durability for long, sunlit quests.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nunstructured 6-panel design with matching sewn eyelets that rests gently on your head without stiffness or pinch.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nfitted with a self-fabric strap, an elegant brass slider, and a hidden tuck-in channel so no loose ends disturb your peace.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nsplendid organic crowns are thoughtfully gathered from the skilled weavers of China.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis enchanted artifact is conjured especially for you the very moment you send forth your request, which is why the magic takes a little extra time to travel across the realm to your door.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nCrafting our treasures one by one, rather than hoarding them in grand towers, protects our kingdom from unnecessary wastefulness.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nWe extend our deepest gratitude for your wise and mindful choices!","brand":"prism \u0026 parchment mercantile","offers":[{"title":"Black","offer_id":67591199424644,"sku":"3784592_12689","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pacific","offer_id":67591199457412,"sku":"3784592_12693","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal","offer_id":67591199490180,"sku":"3784592_12690","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Jungle","offer_id":67591199522948,"sku":"3784592_12691","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Oyster","offer_id":67591199555716,"sku":"3784592_12692","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0946\/0446\/0164\/files\/organic-baseball-cap-black-front-6ac625942e3c8.jpg?v=1791370653","url":"https:\/\/prismandparchment.quest\/products\/neurodivergent-organic-dad-hat","provider":"prism \u0026 parchment mercantile","version":"1.0","type":"link"}